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xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

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SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

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IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

(Source: battyy, via red-lights-flashing)

dicaprion:

Leonardo Dicaprio won’t eat his cereal x

(via coverurgenitals)

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

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bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

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i found a picture

(via kittyxlover)

porndirector:

rebgolg if your only like 7

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